Bunniest Home Snapshots
From the worldwide warren, where bunny visual journalists meet verbal anthropomorphiles…
|a. “What is the meaning of life, Yoda?”
b. “Come here often?”
c. “…So this man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder…”
|a. “Do you really think I used too much mousse?”
b. Be aware that rabbits sometimes chew on live electrical wires.
c. “I’m the president–and I’m also a customer!”
|a. Yes, rabbits can be toilet-trained.
b. 20 sheets to the wind!
c. A movement’s afoot.
|a. “My name is Thumper, and I will be serving you tonight…”
b. “I hope you’re not the kind of guy who thinks that if you buy me dinner, I owe you something.”
c. “I heard this was a great place to pick up chicks.”
|a. “I don’t need sheet music. I can play it by ear.”
b. “For my next song, I shall play Beethoven’sFur Elise.”
|a. “How’s this for a real California beach bunny!”
b. Sun your buns!
c. Hare today, Gone to Maui!
|a. “If I knew you were coming, I’d have cleaned up.”
b. “I hate it when it says,’Some assembly required.'”
c. “Rumplestilsken made it sound so easy.”
b. RADD–Rabbits Against Drunken Driving
c. “I’ve been framed!”
House Rabbit Journal Spring 1997: Volume III, Number 9