The Bunny Rules

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  1. The bunny is not allowed in the house.
  2. OK, the bunny is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  3. The bunny is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  4. The bunny can get on the old furniture only.
  5. Fine, the bunny is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed with the humans.
  6. OK, the bunny is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
  7. The bunny can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
  8. The bunny can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
  9. The bunny can sleep under the covers every night.
  10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the bunny.

House Rabbit Journal Spring 2001: Volume IV, Number 5